Nikos Deja Vu - Popi Asteriadi - Σκληρό μου αγόρι (tough boy)
from the 60's
May 28, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Popi Asteriadi - Σκληρό μου αγόρι (tough boy)
Nikos Deja Vu - Popi Asteriadi - Σκληρό μου αγόρι (tough boy)
from the 60's
Nikos Deja Vu - Ekeino to kalokairi (that summer - movie theme)
Nikos Deja Vu - Ekeino to kalokairi (that summer - movie theme) from the 60's
Nikos Deja Vu - Anna Vissi & Nikos Karvelas - Kalokairines diakopes
Nikos Deja Vu - Anna Vissi & Nikos Karvelas - Kalokairines diakopes
A very rare clip ....before the beginning of time!!! hehehe
Enjoy it!
Nikos Deja Vu - Sirens (Movie Theme)
It's a fantastic video clip from the movie "ΣΕΙΡΗΝΕΣ ΣΤΟ ΑΙΓΑΙΟ"
Nikos Deja Vu - Giorgos Mazonakis - Summer in Greece
Nikos Deja Vu - Giorgos Mazonakis - Summer in Greece
Nikos Deja Vu - Ditikes Sinikies - Kalokairina rendevouz
Σαν παραίσθηση εσύ ξεπροβάλλεις μπρος στα μάτια μου
δύση κι ανατολή του ορίζοντα φτερά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Νέκταρ θεϊκό πίνω αχόρταγα απ' τα χείλη σου
ζηλεύει η Αφροδίτη που 'χεις τόση ομορφιά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Καλοκαιρινά ραντεβού πάνω στο σώμα σου
καλοκαιρινά σ' αγαπώ στην αμμουδιά
όλο το νησί ένα βότσαλο στα πόδια σου
ολόκληρη η γη η δική σου αγκαλιά
Nikos Deja Vu - Domenica - Mesa sti voui tou dromou
Nikos Deja Vu - Domenica - Mesa sti voui tou dromou
Nikos Deja Vu - Moutsatsou & Ziogalas - Perase H Mpora
Nikos Deja Vu - Moutsatsou & Ziogalas - Perase H Mpora
Nikos Deja Vu - Filippos Pliatsikas - Poios exei logo stin agapi
Nikos Deja Vu - Filippos Pliatsikas - Poios exei logo stin agapi
Nikos Deja Vu - Pyx Lax - Akoma Prospatho (Still trying)
Nikos Deja Vu - Pyx Lax - Akoma Prospatho (Still trying)
Nikos Deja Vu - Pyx Lax & Katsimichas Bros - Anoites Agapes (Foolish Loves)
Nikos Deja Vu - Pyx Lax & Katsimichas Bros - Anoites Agapes (Foolish Loves)
May 27, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Indifference...
Indifference...
You placed leather onto my end and I wept, and how you ask for my respect. You place a verbal sword to my chest, yet you ask for more respect. You once physically threatened me because I did not agree. Still, you demand my respect. You force your opinions as facts onto me, making me feel so unfree.And the need for respect grows. So, if respect is wanting you to go away, disagreeing with three-fourths of what you say, and until I leave, not being able to wait, then I have enough respect for you to fill the space of a hundred worlds, a million countries, and a trillion states.
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference. Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.
Indifference is the essence of inhumanity...
Nikos Deja Vu - Εμείς οι Ναυτικοί (We the Sailors) [HD]
Nikos Deja Vu - Εμείς οι Ναυτικοί (We the Sailors)
Song by (who else) MARGARITIS!
Dedicated to all the GREEK sailors..
We are proud of you men..
Nikos Deja Vu
http://n1k0s.multiply.com
Nikos Deja Vu - North Sea - Rough Sea - Awesome Sailors.. [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - North Sea - Rough Sea - Awesome Sailors..
-- I had posted this video 2 times here on facebok amd more than 10 on youtube, but somehow I always lose my pages here and there :)) Nice huh?
But the fact remains: Im here and I WILL BE ALWAYS.
At the past I had decided not to return to those fucking fascist sites who claiming "democracy" and "privacy", but i changed my mind....
They will have me inside them for good!
This way or the hard way!
I'm smarter and more eligible than them..
Anyone can easily defeat those fuckers, as long as he knows the ways.....
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army says: Don't fuck with Greece [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army says: Don't fuck with Greece.. You don't know ANYTHING about Greece, you motherfuckers son of bitches,
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW....
BUT YOU WILL LEARN ASAP.
Dont' fuck with Greece and her citizens, cause you gonna pay it...
Greece may have corrupted politicians, Greece may have "economical problems" Greece may have bloodsucker bankers, Greece may have "communist parties" Greece may have idiots for Prime Ministers..
BUT GREECE ALSO HAS A FUCKING AWESOME ARMY, WHO IS THERE, UNTOUCHABLE, READY FOR THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE..
Now get the hell out of here...
Nikos Deja Vu
http://nik0s.multiply.com
PS: Distribute this video FREELY..
Nikos Deja Vu - Windsurfing at Volvi Lake - Macedonia - Greece [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Windsurfing at Volvi Lake - Macedonia - Greece
Nikos Deja Vu - Paul Hardcastle - Nineteen (17-2-1985) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Paul Hardcastle - Nineteen (17-2-1985)
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"19" is a song by British musician Paul Hardcastle released as the first single from his self-titled third studio album Paul Hardcastle (1985). The song features dialogue by television narrator Peter Thomas, and a strong anti-war message.
The track is about America's involvement in the Vietnam War and the effect it had on the soldiers who served. "19" features sampled dialogue and news reports from Vietnam Requiem,[1] an ABC television documentary about the post-traumatic stress disorder suffered by veterans.
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The Lyrics:
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In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war,
but it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, as so were tose that did the fighting.
In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26...
In Vietnam he was 19.
In inininininin Vietnam he was 19.
(TV announcer's voice)
The shooting and fighting of the past two weeks continued today
25 miles west of Saigon
I really wasn't sure what was going on (Vet's Voice)
Nininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19
19,19,19,19
In Vietnam the combat soldier typicaly served a twelve month tour of duty but
was exposed to hostile fire almost everyday
Ninininininininininin 19 nininininninin 19
Hundreds of Thousands of men who saw heavy combat in Vietnam were arrested
since discharge
Their arrest rate is almost twice that of non-veterans of the same age.
There are no accurate figures of how many of these men have been incarcerated.
But, a Veterans Administration study concludes that the greater of Vets
exposure to combat could more likely affect his chances of being arrested or
convicted.
This is one legacy of the Vietnam War
(Singing Girls)
All those who remember the war
They won't forget what they've seen..
Destruction of men in their prime
whose average was 19
Dedededededede-Destruction
Dedededededede-Destruction
War, War
Dededede-Destruction, wa-wa-War, wa-War, War
Dedededededede-Destruction
War, War
After World War II the Men came home together on troop ships, but the Vietnam
Vet often arrived home within 48 hours of jungle combat
Perhaps the most dramatic difference between World War II and VietNam was
coming home.. .none of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
Nenene Nenene None of them, none of them, none of them (etc...)
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a hero's welcome
According to a Veteran's Administration study
Half of the Vietnam combat veterans suffered from what Psychiatrists call
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Diso
Many vets complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
Some succumb to suicidal thoughts
Eight to Ten years after coming home almost eight-hundred-thousand men are
still fighting the VietNam War
(Singing Girls)
Dedededededede-Destruction
Nininininininininin Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19
19,19,19,19
Nininininininininin Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19
19,19,19,19
(Soldiers Voice)
When we came back it was different.. Everybody wants to know "How'd it
happenned to those guys over there
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
We did what we had to do
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
Dad had no idea what he went to fight and he is now
All we want to do is come home
All we want to do is come home
What did we do it for
All we want to do is come home
Was it worth it
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Nikos Deja Vu - The Battle of Crete - STAY TUNED! [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - The Battle of Crete - SOON - STAY TUNED
This is a preview of the official movie by the Museum of WAR - http://www.warmuseum.gr
More soon!
Nikos Deja Vu - Booker T & the MGs - Green Onions [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Booker T & the MGs - Green Onions
The all time clasic tune "Green Onions" which has been covered by 1000s of bands and almost all the great musicians worldwide until nowdays.
Here is the original one from the original band "Booker T & the MGs" back from the summer of 1962!
Enjoy it!
May 24, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - MY HISTORY - MY RACE
They want us to forget..
They want to distort our HISTORY..
What do you think? Can they do it?
I say: FUCK THEM...
May 22, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Campfire Night under the Moonlight [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Campfire Night under the Moonlight
Music by The James Gang with Tommy Bolin (RIP)
Songs: Praylude & Red Skies
From the LP Miami (1974)
The Lyrics
I hear you got problems, feelin' sad
They say that it hurt you, it made you feel bad
Don't stop livin' cause what comes up was once down
Just stop given your love to someone else
So think of Red Skies
And clouds that drift by
And the time that we've had
In the fields of tall grass
Just think about it
I want you to lay right back down
And just live around it
And I'll give you private pleasures
And warm Spanish treasures
And time you can't measure
Tonight
So think of Red Skies
And clouds that drift by
And you'll find what I'm saying
Doesn't come from just playin'
Just think about it
I want you to lay right back down
And just live around it
I will give you deepest springs
And the sweet bluebirds will sing
And the country church bells will ring
For you
Nikos Deja Vu
http://n1k0s.multiply.com
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Dedicated to all Constantinos and Elenas
Happy NameDay everybody!
Nikos
May 19, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - "Love in Action" - The whole movie (english subs)
Η ταινία: "Love in Action"
The movie - English subs
This movie is dedicated to my 2 soldier sons!
God bless you boys!
Nikos Deja Vu - Eric Clapton - Cocaine - Recorded Live 1986 UK
Nikos Deja Vu - Eric Clapton - Cocaine - Recorded Live 1986 UK
May 18, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army - Hell Raid - Battlefield (1 of 2) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army - Hell Raid - Battlefield
Video: Part 1 of 2
WARNING!
It's NOT a movie.
It's NOT a game.
It's the real thing.
Greece, this is your ARMY..
Nikos Deja Vu
http://n1k0s.multiply.com
http://youtube.com/nikosdejavu
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Dedicated to my soldier sons
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army - Hell Raid - The Raid (2 of 2) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Hellenic Army - Hell Raid - The Raid
Video: Part 2 of 2
WARNING!
It's NOT a movie.
It's NOT a game.
It's the real thing.
Greece, this is your ARMY..
Nikos Deja Vu
http://n1k0s.multiply.com
http://youtube.com/nikosdejavu
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Dedicated to my soldier sons
May 17, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Die for Metal (official video) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Die for Metal (official video)
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THIS IS FOR RONNIE JAMES DIO...
I think, he should be buried, with this song playing around.... DIE FOR METAL...
RIP DIO
Nikos Deja Vu
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Defender (for Mark Lex Eros) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Defender
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The Lyrics:
When You Are Old Enough
To Read These Words
Their Meaning Will Unfold
These Words Are All That’s Left
Though We’ve Never Met My Only Son
I Hope You Know
That I Would Have Been There
To Watch You Grow
But My Call Was Heard
And I Did Go
Now your Mission Lies Ahead Of You
As It Did Mine So Long Ago
To Help The Helpless Ones
Who All Look Up To You
And To Defend Them To The End
Defender
Ride Like The Wind
Fight Proud My Son
You’re The Defender
God Has Sent
Ride Like The Wind
Fight Proud My Son
You’re The Defender
God Has Sent
Father Father
Father I Look Up To You
And Heed Thy Call
This Letter Ends My Search
I’ll Live Your Dream
Now Passed On To Me
And I Now Wait
To Shake The Hand Of Fate
Like The Dusk Awaiting Dawn
So Wizards Cast Your Spell
With No Heart To Do Me Well
So It Is Written
It Shall Be
Defender
Ride Like The Wind
Fight Proud My Son
You’re The Defender
God Has Sent...
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Gods of War [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Manowar - Gods of War
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The Lyrics:
Down from the sky
Into the fight
Hearts full of rage
Full of thunder and glory
Swords in the wind
Crossing the sky
Lords of doom
Bring an end to their story
Father on bended knee
I ask thee
Raise thy hand
We the sons of Odin
Await thy command
Born under the sign
Of the hammer we stand
And here we all may die
Our blood on the ground
The battle horns sound
Let thy Valkyries fly
Down from the sky
Into the fight
Hearts full of rage
Full of thunder and glory
Swords in the wind
Crossing the sky
Lords of doom
Bring an end to their story
Today is the day
We die in the fight
None shall remain
To pass one more night
Now Valhalla's calling us
Immortal
We are gods of war
Immortal
We are gods of war
Odin here the fallen wait
To join thee by thy side
Let Valhalla's gates open wide
Born under the sign
Of the hammer they lived
And here they fought and died
Their blood on the ground
The battle horns sound
Let thy Valkyries fly
Down from the sky
Into the fight
Hearts full of rage
Full of thunder and glory
Swords in the wind
Crossing the sky
Lords of doom
Bring an end to their story
Today is the day
We die in the fight
None shall remain
To pass one more night
Now Valhalla's calling us
Immortal
We are gods of war
Immortal
We are gods of war
Down from the sky
Into the fight
Hearts full of rage
Full of thunder and glory
Swords in the wind
Crossing the sky
Lords of doom
Bring an end to their story....
May 16, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant (Rare 1977 film) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant
A rare 1977 film taken at Johny Rotten's house.
Soon after this shoot he gave a short but interesting interview. Watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/wat
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The lyrics:
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There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's too all much
You'll always find us out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A vacant
Don't ask us to attend 'cos we're not all there
Oh don't pretend 'cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cos too much is real
So stop you're cheap comment 'cos we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're vacant
Ah but now and we don't care
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's too all much
You'll always find me out to lunch
We're out on lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty ah
But now and we don't care
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
We're pretty
A pretty vacant
And we don't care...
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Nikos Deja Vu - Wolfmother - Woman (or women?) [HQ]
Nikos Deja Vu - Wolfmother - Woman (or women?)
sorry if I forgot some, but the song was finishing!
hehehe
Enjoy it!
PS: That's a very old video I made back on 2004, but was lost, when Youtube suspended my page for 1st time (before google times). Thanx to Grugan3, who had saved it in his pc, I was able to have it back, with a bit bad image and sound, but what the hell, it is still great!!!
May 15, 2010
May 14, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - The Last Passenger - Short Film
Nikos Deja Vu - The Last Passenger - Short Film
The National Film Board of Canada, in association with the Cannes Short Film Corner, welcomes you to the 6th NFB Online contest. Vote for your favorite short film.
Director: Mounes Khammar
Length: 7'35
Origin: Algeria
A young jumps from a cliff. Before leaving forever, his soul pays a visit to to his two impossible loves: a woman and the stage of a concert hall.
Nikos Deja Vu - Awake - Short Film
Nikos Deja Vu - Awake - Short Film
The National Film Board of Canada, in association with the Cannes Short Film Corner, welcomes you to the 6th NFB Online contest. Vote for your favorite short film.
Director: Thaid Dhi
Length: 6'01
Origin: Czech Republic
Dusty paths, broken mirrors, a stopped watch - in "NEXT" an unnamed man is trying to find a little girl only to lose himself in a dream-like state. The film is set far from reality, space or time in an intense atmosphere. "NEXT" feels it´s way through deserted corridors and stairs- a subtle journey between dream and reality by Burmese film-maker and cinematographer Thaid Dhi.
Thaid Dhi, was born in 1983, Yangon, Myanmar (Burma). He's a Cinematographer and Director. He's studying Cinematography at the National University of Art and Culture (Yangon) and recently finished study abroad at FAMU, The Film and TV school of the Academy of Performing Arts in Prague, Czech Republic. He's mostly shooting short documentaries and short films.
Nikos Deja Vu - The Report Card (La Pagella) - Short Film
Nikos Deja Vu - The Report Card - Short Film
The National Film Board of Canada, in association with the Cannes Short Film Corner, welcomes you to the 6th NFB Online contest. Vote for your favorite short film.
Director: Alessandro Celli
Length: 11'49
Origin: Italia
A mother takes her son to visit his father before leaving on vacation. Again this year the man won't be with his family and the child wants to show him his report card. The visiting procedure is always the same: the heavy doors close, the guards' look is severe, the hallways are endless, the rooms are desolate. The mother waits while the child goes to meet his father. The atmosphere is full of tension and the encounter is very emotional.
Alessandro Celli was born in Rome in 1976 and is an Italian-Canadian graduate from the Master of Arts program at the London Film School directed by Mike Leigh. He has made several short films which have received worldwide critical acclaim, winning more than 30 awards at international festivals.
In 2008 his short film "UOVA" won him the David di Donatello, the Academy's highest recognition in the Italian film industry. Among other wins, his work has also obtained special mentions at the Silver Ribbon Awards, Interfilm (Berlin), Expresion En Corto (Mexico City) and has been selected by the French Academy (Cèsar) for the Short Film Golden Nights - Worlds Best Short Films of the Year.
In November 2009 he has been chosen by director Ermanno Olmi to direct LA PAGELLA (The Report Card).
Nikos Deja Vu - The Technician - Short Film
Nikos Deja Vu - The Technician - Short Film
The National Film Board of Canada, in association with the Cannes Short Film Corner, welcomes you to the 6th NFB Online contest. Vote for your favorite short film.
Director: Simon Olivier Fecteau
Length: 7'35
Origin: Canada
A cable guy is called in to repair an old mans TV set. Once inside the clients home, the repairman realizes theres nothing wrong with the TV. Rather its the images broadcasted on the screen: wars, famine, illness and kidnappings, that are broken. Moved by the clients naïve request, and against his better judgment, the cable guy will attempt to fix the problem.
Simon Olivier Fecteau has started his career at Radio-Canada, in 1999, with the group Chick'n Swell and its eponym TV show that was awarded best comic TV show in 2004 (Gemeaux Awards). Then, he directed two shorts: Les derniers jours and Le pouce vert.
He co-directed the Radio-Canada's Bye Bye in 2006 and 2007. The same year, he is co-directing with Marc-André Lavoie his first feature film, Bluff. He is actually working on his next feature script but he still had the time to make the short film The Technician.
May 11, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες..
Nikos Deja Vu - Για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες..
Στίχοι κα Μουσική: Δήμος Μούτσης (1983)
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Εμείς η μεσαία τάξη
ήμεθα η μόνη τάξη
με έντιμη συνείδηση, εθνική
παρασυρώμενοι όμως απʼ τις άλλες τάξεις
στα νοήματα και στις πράξεις
δίνουμε χροιά πολιτική
για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες
οι πρώην και οι επόμενες
ανώνυμες και επώνυμες και γενικώς
Και όπως είναι φυσικό η μεσαία τάξη
θέλει και εκείνη λιγάκι να διατάξει
να γίνει άρχουσα δηλαδή
στην κλειδαρότρυπα σκυμμένη
και το χέρι στην τσέπη
χρόνια τώρα περιμένει και βλέπει
όμως την εμποδίζει ένα κλειδί
και τούτο εδώ είναι ένα μικρό παιδί
που τρυπάει το μπαλόνι του με δυο καρφιά
για να τρομάξει αυτό το κύριο
που καπνίζει το τσιμπούκι του και κούχου κούχ
και που ρωτάει το μηχάνημα
που μας λέει την αλήθεια εκατό φορές
ότι για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες
οι πρώην και οι επόμενες
ανώνυμες και επώνυμες γενικώς
Και τον δικό μου τον καημό τώρα ποιος να τον μάθει
που έχω κάτσει πάνω σε ένα αγκάθι
και τη βρίσκω κάπως μαζοχιστικά
όλα ωραία και στο βάθος κήπος
πληροφορίες κίτρινος ο τύπος
και νομίζουν πως τη βάψαμε κανονικά
και τούτη δω η εφημερίδα
μοιάζει τέντα στην αυλόπορτα
που σκιάζει το μικρό παιδί
που τρυπάει το μπαλόνι του με δυο καρφιά
για να τρομάξει αυτό το κύριο
που καπνίζει το τσιμπούκι του και κούχου κούχ
και που ρωτάει το μηχάνημα
που μας λέει την αλήθεια εκατό φορές
ότι για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες
οι πρώην και οι επόμενες
ανώνυμες και επώνυμες γενικώς
Το να λέει όμως κανένας την αλήθεια
είναι μια πολύ κακή συνήθεια
που αν την έχεις την πληρώνεις κάπως ακριβά
αλλά από δω παιδιά αρχίζει άλλη ιστορία
άλλο κεφαλαίο και στην ουσία
κάτι τέτοια δεν λέγονται τραγουδιστά
και ιδού εγώ μοναχός
αγκαλιά με την κιθάρα μου
να τραγουδάω για την εφημερίδα
τέντα στην αυλόπορτα
που σκιάζει το μικρό παιδί
που τρυπάει το μπαλόνι του με δυο καρφιά
για να τρομάξει αυτό το κύριο
που καπνίζει το τσιμπούκι του και κούχου κούχ
και που ρωτάει το μηχάνημα
που μας λέει την αλήθεια εκατό φορές
ότι για όλα φταίνε οι γκόμενες
οι πρώην και οι επόμενες
ανώνυμες και επώνυμες γενικώς..
- Δήμος Μούτσης
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Nikos Deja Vu - Dimos Moutsis - Erinoula mou (1981 Live)
Nikos Deja Vu - Dimos Moutsis - Erinoula mou - Et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est - 1981 Live
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Θα σου πάρω βιολιά και ένα ντέφι γλυκό να σου παίζουν
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
Mεταξύ μας όπως βλέπεις τα περιθώρια στενεύουν
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
Τις καμμένες πόλεις, τα νεκρά παιδιά θυμάμαι και το αίμα
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
και η δικιά μου η ζωή, δίχως νόημα δίχως φωνή και μ' άδειο βλέμμα
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
Πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα και οι μισθοφόροι που σε κυβερνούν
πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα, οι ίδιοι αύριο θα σε δικάζουν
και "Χαίρε, Καίσαρα μελλοθάνατε" θα σου πουν
αυτά που λες, "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est"
Με τρομάζεις σαν των γηπέδων τις φωνές και τις σημαίες
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
φοβισμένος σε κοιτάζω διπλωμένες κρατώντας τις κεραίες
Αχ Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
Πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα και οι μισθοφόροι που σε κυβερνούν
πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα, οι ίδιοι αύριο θα σε δικάζουν
και "Χαίρε, Καίσαρα μελλοθάνατε" θα σου πουν
αυτά που λες, "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est"
Ξεκινάς να με βρεις κι όλο πέφτεις θαρρείς σ'ένα τοίχο
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
και ερωτεύεσαι εκεί δίχως χρώμα, δίχως οσμή και δίχως μύθο
Αχ Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου
Πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα και οι μισθοφόροι που σε κυβερνούν
πέφτει σύρμα, πέφτει σύρμα, οι ίδιοι αύριο θα σε δικάζουν
και "Χαίρε, Καίσαρα μελλοθάνατε" θα σου πουν
αυτά που λες, "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est"
Αλλά εγώ Θα σου πάρω βιολιά και ένα ντέφι γλυκό να σου παίζουν
Ερηνούλα μου, Ερηνούλα μου...
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English Translation
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I shall bring you violins, and a sweet little drum, to play for you,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
Between us, as you see, the margins are narrowing
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
The burnt towns, the dead children, I remember the blood as well,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear,
and my own life, with no meaning with no voice and with empty eyes,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
Watch out!* Watch out! And the mercenaries who are governing you...
Watch out! Watch out! ... those same ones will be sentencing you tomorrow,
and "Hail to you, Cesar who are going to die"* they will tell you.
As the saying is "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est"*.
You frighten me like the shouts from the stadiums and like the flags,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
I watch you in fear, keeping my feelers drawn in,
Ach Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
Watch out! Watch out! And the mercenaries who are governing you...
Watch out! Watch out!... those same ones will be sentencing you tomorrow,
and "Hail to you, Cesar who are going to die"* they will tell you.
As the saying is "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est".
You frighten me like the shouts from the stadiums and like the flags,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear.
and you fall in love there without colour, without odour, without myth
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear,
Watch out! Watch out! And the mercenaries who are governing you...
Watch out! Watch out!... those same ones will be sentencing you tomorrow,
and "Hail to you, Cesar who are going to die"* they will tell you.
As the saying is "et praeterea censeo Carthago delenda est".
But I - I shall bring you violins, and a sweet little drum, to play for you,
Erinoula dear, Erinoula dear...
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Nikos Deja Vu - Love me tender... Or else - Short Film
Nikos Deja Vu - Love me tender... Or else - Short Film
MEN, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN WHEN YOUR GIRFRIEND OR YOUR WIFE FEELS HORNY AND YOU'RE STILL WORKING!!!
You have been warned!!!!
HAVE EVERYBODY A GREAT WEEKEND
Ciao ciao
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Nikos Deja Vu - Leonard Cohen - The Partisan (Le partisan) French TV 1969
Nikos Deja Vu - Leonard Cohen - The Partisan (Le partisan) French TV 1969
The Lyrics:
When they poured across the border
I was cautioned to surrender,
this I could not do;
I took my gun and vanished.
I have changed my name so often,
I've lost my wife and children
but I have many friends,
and some of them are with me.
An old woman gave us shelter,
kept us hidden in the garret,
then the soldiers came;
she died without a whisper.
There were three of us this morning
I'm the only one this evening
but I must go on;
the frontiers are my prison.
Oh, the wind, the wind is blowing,
through the graves the wind is blowing,
freedom soon will come;
then we'll come from the shadows.
Les Allemands e'taient chez moi, (The Germans were at my home)
ils me dirent, "Signe toi," (They said, "Sign yourself,")
mais je n'ai pas peur; (But I am not afraid)
j'ai repris mon arme. (I have retaken my weapon.)
J'ai change' cent fois de nom, (I have changed names a hundred times)
j'ai perdu femme et enfants (I have lost wife and children)
mais j'ai tant d'amis; (But I have so many friends)
j'ai la France entie`re. (I have all of France)
Un vieil homme dans un grenier (An old man, in an attic)
pour la nuit nous a cache', (Hid us for the night)
les Allemands l'ont pris; (The Germans captured him)
il est mort sans surprise. (He died without surprise.)
Oh, the wind, the wind is blowing,
through the graves the wind is blowing,
freedom soon will come;
then we'll come from the shadows...
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Nikos Deja Vu - Christiane F. - Film Trailers (1981)
Nikos Deja Vu - Christiane F. - Film Trailers (1981)
May 8, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - The Greek Debt Crisis - (2 of 2)
Nikos Deja Vu - The Greek Debt Crisis - (2 of 2)
Get your answers
Nikos Deja Vu - The Greek Debt Crisis - (1 of 2)
Nikos Deja Vu - The Greek Debt Crisis - (1 of 2)
Get your answers
May 5, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - 5/5/2010 Greek Crisis: Clashes Turn Deadly
5/5/2010 - Greek Crisis: Clashes Turn Deadly as Thousands Protest Against CutsGreek protests turned deadly on Wednesday as three died in an Athens bank set alight while tens of thousands demonstrated against harsh new spending cuts aimed at saving Greece from bankruptcy.
Three dead as Greece protest turns violent
At least three people have been killed in the Greek capital as protesters set fire to a bank during a general strike over planned austerity measures.
The bodies were found inside the Marfin Bank in Athens. The Greek prime minister said it was a "murderous act".
The protest became violent, with petrol bombs thrown at police who responded with pepper spray and tear gas.
Protesters are angered by spending cuts and tax rises planned in return for a 110bn euro (£95bn) bail-out for reece.
A police spokesman said the three victims - two women and a man - were among 20 people working in the Marfin bank branch on Stadiou Avenue in central Athens when the petrol bomb was thrown.
Most of the employees managed to escape the fumes as the flames took hold, but the three found their way blocked as they tried to escape to the roof and they suffocated.
"We took 15 minutes to get to the site because it was very difficult to get there," fire brigade spokesman Panayiotis Falaras.
He said another five people were rescued from the building's balcony.
Parliament is to vote on the measures by the end of the week. They include wage freezes, pension cuts and tax rises. They aim to achieve fresh budget cuts of 30bn euros over three years, with the goal of cutting Greece's public deficit to less than 3% of GDP by 2014. It currently stands at 13.6%.
As the demonstration gained momentum, a group of protesters rushed up a flight of steps at the parliament building in Syntagma Square, taunting MPs to come out and calling them "thieves".
Riot police forced them back, but right next to parliament, other groups set buildings on fire - including a department of the finance ministry in charge of the the austerity programme as well as an office of the Athens prefecture.
Prime Minister George Papandreou told MPs in parliament: "Nobody has the right to violence and particularly violence that leads to murder. Violence breeds violence."
But one of the protesters told the BBC it had been the fault of the police, whose "brutality" had led to the escalation.
"It's something tragic but I think that the responsibility in the last instance lies with the government because the government unleashed a tremendous amount of police violence against a huge demonstration," Panayotis Sotiris said.
The Greek protesters' ire is aimed against symbols of capitalism, says the BBC's Malcolm Brabant in Athens.
Our correspondent says it is not clear whether shock over the deaths will have the effect of diminishing the protests - but the fear is that the campaign to defeat the government will escalate.
World concern
The general strike is the third to hit Greece in as many months.
Flights in and out of Greece stopped at midnight, and trains and ferries were not running. Schools, hospitals, and many offices are shut.
The government has appealed to demoralised staff in the military, police, schools and hospitals not to retire, fearing the surge in demand for benefits could further drain treasury resources.
Meanwhile, the German parliament has begun considering the bail-out plan for Greece.Chancellor Angela Merkel urged MPs to back the emergency loan package agreed by European finance ministers at the weekend.
It requires Germany to pay the largest proportion of the loans.
"Quite simply, Europe's future is at stake," she said.
The EU has agreed to provide 80bn euros (£69bn) in funding - of which around 22bn euros would come from Germany - while the rest will come from the International Monetary Fund (IMF).
European Council President Herman van Rompuy said the European Union was watching events in Greece.
"We are all concerned by the Greek economic and budgetary situation but at this moment our thoughts are with the human victims in Athens," Mr van Rompuy said
"A major programme has just been finalised. This programme is ambitious and credible in efforts that it represents towards the budgetary plan and competitiveness."
The bail-out deal is designed to prevent Greece from defaulting on its massive debt.
However, it must first be approved by some parliaments in the 15 other eurozone countries.
May 4, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Black - Wonderful Life (1987)
Nikos Deja Vu - Black - Wonderful Life (1987)
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Here I go out to see again
The sunshine fills my hair
And dreams hang in the air
Gulls in the sky and in my blue eyes
You know it feels unfair
There's magic everywhere
Look at me standing
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
Sun in your eyes
The heat is in your hair
They seem to hate you
Because you're there
And I need a friend
Oh, I need a friend
To make me happy
Not stand here on my own
Look at me standing
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
I need a friend
Oh, I need friend
To make me happy
Not so alone.......
Look at me here
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
Wonderful life, wonderful life
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Nikos Deja Vu - Death from above..
Nikos Deja Vu - Death from above..
Credits for this video to Mark Lex Eros (http://youtube.com/paparazzoz).
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May 1, 2010
Nikos Deja Vu - Odysseus: The biggest badass of all time!
Odysseus
The biggest badass of all time!
Odysseus was a powerful warrior king in Ancient Greek history who played a central role in the Homeric epics The Iliad and The Odyssey. The son of the Argonaut Laertes, Odysseus married the beautiful, eloquent and intelligent Penelope and together they ruled the tiny Greek island of Ithaca. But his legacy would be far more than just that of a respected king and noble ruler. He would be forever known as one of the greatest and most famous epic heroes in the history of mankind.
Odysseus' adventure began when some bad shit started to go down with his homedog King Menelaus of Sparta. You see, one night some punk guy named Paris broke into Menelaus' home and abducted his wife, the incomparably beautiful Helen, and brought her back to the heavily fortified city of Troy in Asia Minor. Well, if you know anything about Spartans, you know that the motherfucking King of Sparta isn't the sort of guy who's going to sit around and let some chump make off with his woman. This offense meant war.
Menelaus put together the largest invasion fleet the world had ever seen in preparation for his assault on the towering spires of Troy. Odysseus was highly regarded by Menelaus for his cunning and his ability as a military tactician, and was asked to join the effort. Though he was reluctant at first, Odysseus finally agreed. He then played a pivotal role in the recruitment of the great Achilles, a virtually invincible warrior who would be the most powerful and feared man in the oncoming war.
The Trojan War:
The Resourceful Odysseus, as he was come to be known, was the trusted advisor and chief lieutenant of Kings Menelaus and Agamemnon throughout the course of the war. He would fight at the forefront of battle, restore order to the camp when necessary, and his speeches strengthened the resolve of the Greek soldiers to continue their struggle against the Trojans. When Achilles fell in battle, it was Odysseus who fought his way through the hordes of enemy soldiers and retrieved his body. At the funeral games following Achilles' burial, Odysseus defeated Ajax the Greater in a wrestling match to win the title "Bravest of the Greeks".
Odysseus' greatest contribution to the war effort however, was when he devised the strategy that ultimately led to victory. It was The Wily Odysseus who came up with the idea to build the Trojan Horse, and it was he who led the force that so famously infiltrated the walls of Troy inside a giant structure the Trojans believed was simply an offering to the Gods.
"Maybe if we built a large wooden badger..."
When night settled, Odysseus and his men came pouring out of the Trojan Horse and started kicking Trojan asses like Vince Young in the 2006 Rose Bowl. They killed the guards and opened the gates of the city to the rest of the Greek army, who then proceeded to set fire to everything they could get their hands on. After ten years of bitter war, the Greeks finally destroyed their hated enemies. Men and boys are slaughtered in their beds. Trojan women are captured and taken away as slaves. The wrath of the Greek army was terrible.
While releasing pent-up aggression via wholesale slaughter of civilian and military populations might have been therapeutic for the Greek warriors, the Gods of Honorable Combat tend to frown upon such wanton destruction, particularly when it comes to Odysseus' orders to kill the heirs of King Priam of Troy while they slept. For his crimes, the Gods decreed that Odysseus would not return home to his native Ithaca for another ten years. So as Odysseus left the smoldering ruins of the City of Troy behind and boarded his black-hulled ships with his loyal companions, he had no idea that his adventure was really only beginning.
Kikonia:
So the Greeks set sail, eventually coming upon the small seaside city of Kikonia. Being the warlike people they were, the Greeks did what any Viking worth his salt would do: They sacked the city, made off with whatever plunder they could carry, and killed some people. Well this pissed the Kikonians off slightly, so they went and got some of their allies to come help out. While Odysseus and his men were sitting on the beach roasting Grade A Kikonian beef over a raging bonfire, these reinforcements showed up and started kicking Greek asses. Odysseus and his men retreated to their ships and shoved off.
The Lotus-Eaters:
Next they arrived at an island where the natives spent all day eating the crazy-ass Lotus Plant, which was like the best food in the entire planet (think of the best Beef Jerky you've ever eaten and times it by a billion). Some of Odysseus' men tasted the Lotus and were like, "fuck going home man, I'm just going to get stoned, eat Lotus, and watch TV Land reruns with these Lotus-Eaters all day". Finally, Odysseus was like, "come on douchebags, I want to get home", and they left.
Polyphemos:
The next island Odysseus and his men landed on was the home of Polyphemus the Dickhead Cyclops. Polyphemus was like thirty feet tall, and as soon as he saw these Greeks land on his shores he captured the entire crew and locked them in his cave by sealing the entrance with a rock the size of Odysseus' left nut. As if that wasn't bad enough, every night he showed up and ate two of Odysseus' dudes. After a couple nights of this, Odysseus had enough. He mixed up a huge ass bowl of super potent 151 proof wine and after Polyphemos finished munching two soldiers Odysseus was like, "hey dude why don't you wash down my delicious crew members with a huge keg of Ouzo?" So Polyphemos got wasted, sang karaoke for about two hours and then passed out.
Then, in one of the worst drunk shaming incidents in the history of the world, Odysseus and his men took this giant-ass tree stump, whittled the end of it down to a point, held it over the fire for about an hour and then jammed this giant fucking spear into Polyphemos' eye. Shit, it took like four guys just to lift the thing, and they rammed it straight into the Cyclops' only ocular cavity like a vengeful optometrist.
Polyphemos: Augh!!! Dude, what the hell!?!?!
Obviously, Polyphemos was pretty pissed about this, but since he couldn't see shit there really wasn't a whole lot he could do. Odysseus and his men made a run for their ships while the Cyclops tried to get this giant flaming toothpick out of his fucking eye. Finally, the crew reached their ships (stealing like two dozen of Polyphemos' sheep in the process) and set sail once again. As they pulled away Odysseus, like any true badass, decided to start talking smack and yelled a bunch of degrading insults at the blinded monster. Polyphemos got pissed of course, and hurleds a giant boulder at the ship, but he's got less control than LaTroy Fucking Hawkins and misses Odysseus by a mile. Odysseus' men take this opportunity to chant "Airball! Airball!" and insinuate that "Cyclops got no game".
The Island of Aeolus:
The crew arrive at the floating island of Aeolus, and I'm not talking about Kevin Sorbo's buddy from Hercules, the Legendary Journeys. This Aeolus is the favored mortal of the Gods, who has power over the winds. So Aeolus is all like, "hey check out my sack!", and hands Odysseus a bag containing the wind, but tells him not to open it. Well of course his dumbass crew opens the bag while Odysseus is sleeping one night and the winds blow them all the way back to Aeolus' island. Aeolus decides that these jerks aren't worthy of his sack and he takes it away from them.
The Laistrygonians:
Odysseus and his men land on another remote island where they are greeted by a super hot babe, who just so happens to be the princess of the Laistrygonians. Well Odysseus' men have no fucking clue who the Laistrygonians are, but they DO enjoy hot babes, so they follow her back to her home and try to see if they can get some. About two seconds after stepping in to the Palace, they are ambushed by the motherfucking Laistrygonians, a race of Hill Giants, who start skewering the men with their giant spears and carrying them off to be eaten. The Greeks make a run for it, and are ambushed by like fifty of these greasy bastards, who start throwing hugeass boulders at the Greeks and their ships. They set sail from the island as quickly as possible, but every ship except Odysseus' is crushed by the giant rocks.
Circe:
At the next island they reach, Odysseus sends out a search party to investigate. His men arrive at the home of Circe, an Enchantress/Goddess who lives in a home populated by dozens of lions and wolves and shit. She's a mega-babe and invites the men in for dinner, but she drugs their wine and transmogrifies them into pigs. Odysseus shows up and is like, "damnit woman, what the hell is going on?". Circe offers Odysseus some of the drugged wine. He drinks it, but is unaffected. After seeing his ultimate ability to withstand poison, she falls madly in love with him and begs him to do her because he's such a badass. He says he won't until she turns his men back into humans again. She complies, so Odysseus does her.
This is what I would imagine my wife's life would be like if she didn't have to work
Hades:
You know how some times you have to pour one out for all of your dead homies? Well when you've pissed off the Gods as bad as Odysseus has, some times you need to pour one out with all your dead homies. So at the behest of Circe Odysseus and his men sail to the edge of the Earth, up the Archon River and right into the middle of the fucking Underworld. Odysseus sacrifices a couple of Circe's sheep to honor the dead, and all of a sudden his old buddies from the Trojan War rise up out of the ground and they have a kickass barbecue and get down like Michael Jackson and those zombies from the Thriller video. When they're done partying and catching up on old times, his old friends give Odysseus some crucial advice for the future - don't eat the Cattle of Helios. Helios really hates it when motherfuckers eat his cattle.
Before leaving Hades, Odysseus also drops in and meets all kinds of dead heroes like Hercules and Orion, because a true badass must always have an appreciation for those badasses who have come before him.
The Sirens:
The crew then sail past the island of the Sirens, monsters that look like super-hot babes and whose song lures men to their deaths. Odysseus has his men tie him to the mainsail of the ship (like Bill Murray in What About Bob?) so that he can resist the temptation, and has wax earplugs made for his men. When he hears the beautiful song and sees the beautiful babes, he orders his men to the island of the Sirens, but they're not stupid enough to comply.
Scylla and Charybdis:
The next obstacle they face is a powerful whirlpool called Charybdis and a man-eating six-headed monster named Scylla, both of whom are positioned about 100 yards from each other down a narrow strait. Odysseus' ship has to sail between them, so he decides to steer closer to Scylla than Charybdis. Scylla pulls six dudes off the deck of the ship and takes them back to her lair to be eaten, but I guess it's still preferable to having your entire ship sunk in a bottomless whirlpool.
The Cattle of Helios:
Odysseus finally puts ashore at the island of Helios. Despite being told by a fucking legion of the undead not to eat the goddamned Cattle of Helios, Odysseus' men wait for Odysseus to leave camp and eat the fucking Cattle anyway while he's away. Zeus has finally had enough of their shit, and he smites the ship with a fucking lightning bolt, killing everyone. Odysseus is washed out to sea, past Scylla and Charybdis, and washes up on the island of the nymph Calypso.
Calypso:
Calypso is a mega-hot nymph babe who imprisons Odysseus, puts him under her spell, and makes him her lover for seven years. She's like one of those girlfriends that you really can't stand and who irritates you all the fucking time, but you don't want to break up with her because she's really hot. Eventually, the God Hermes shows up and tells Calypso to release Odysseus from her spell. She does, so he builds a raft and sets sail again, crashing his ship on the island of the Nausicaa. He tells them his story, and they rush him home to Ithaca aboard one of their fastest vessels.
Return to Ithaca:
After twenty years of war, adventures, shipwrecking every fifteen minutes and watching his buddies all get eaten by dozens of different gigantor disgusting monsters, Odysseus finally set foot on the island of Ithaca. But he quickly realized that shit was fucked up when he ran into his old friend Eumaeus.
It turns out that everybody pretty much assumed that Odysseus was dead, so all these punk bitch guys started hanging around trying to sex up Odysseus' wife Penelope. These potential suitors were living in Odysseus' home, eating all of his finest cattle and livestock, drinking all his booze, raiding his fridge, treating his son like a little bitch (they even hatched a plot to murder him), and fucking with Odysseus' house staff. They even neglected his beloved dog to the point where it died. Odysseus sought out his son Telemachos, who confirmed everything, saying that Penelope had ever remained faithful to Odysseus despite immense pressure from all these guys who wanted her to put out like a prom date. Apparently, these dudes weren't going to leave any time soon either, and they demanded that Penelope choose one of them to marry.
So the Wily Odysseus disguised himself as a homeless beggar and went back to his home to see for himself.
Penelope can't even sew without getting hit on by bitch-holes.
Once he saw for himself what was going on, Odysseus did what any badass would do and GOT FUCKING RIPSHIT PISSED. But being the shrewd tactician he was, he bided his time and waited for right opportunity to present itself.
It didn't take long.
After twenty years of being alone, Penelope had finally determined that she would relent and marry one of the suitors. She decided to set up a test: First she stuck a dozen axes in the ground in a straight line, and then she got the mighty Bow of Odysseus out of the attic. She said that she would agree to marry the first man who was able to string the bow and fire an arrow through all of the axe-handles.
The suitors spent all day trying, but they weren't even strong enough to string up the bow. There were probably like fifty of these motherfuckers, and since none of them had worked a day in their lives they were all soft, prissy bitches and probably couldn't muster the strength to hold Odysseus' jock strap if their lives depended on it.
Finally, when everybody had hurt their dainty little wife-stealing fingers trying to put this massive weapon together, the humble beggar sitting in the corner of the room asked if he could try to string it up. All the suitors, being the pompous asses that they were, started talking all kinds of shit to the "old man". Eventually, after a little bit of coaxing, they allowed him to try. The humble beggar gripped the bow in one hand, and strung it up effortlessly in one fluid motion. He nocked an arrow, drew the bowstring back, and fired a powerful shot through all ten axe handles.
The suitors all soiled themselves.
The beggar then took another arrow, drew it back, and fired it right through the motherfucking throat of the foremost suitor.
This sent everyone into an uproar. They cursed him and told him he was to suffer for his crimes, but the beggar then threw off his humble trappings and revealed himself to be the Resourceful Odysseus, King of Ithaca. He looked out across the room and said in a somber tone:
"You dogs, you never thought that I would any more come back
from the land of Troy, and because of that you despoiled my household
and forcibly took my serving women to sleep beside you,
and sought to win my wife while I was still alive, fearing
neither the Immortal Gods who hold the wide Heaven,
nor any resentment sprung from men to be yours in the future.
now upon all of you the terms of destruction are fastened."
"Eurymachos, if you gave me all your father's possessions,
all that you have now, and what you could add from elsewhere,
even so, I would not stay my hand from the slaughter,
until I had taken revenge for all the suitors transgression.
now the choice has been set before you, either to fight me
or run, if any of you can escape death and its spirits.
But I think not one man will escape from sheer destruction."
You guys are so totally fucked
With that, the battle was on. The suitors ran off to Odysseus' armory, loaded up on weapons and gear and bull rushed him, trying to strike him down with his own fucking weapons. Odysseus fired a buttload of arrows, killing several of these idiots, but before too long they had overrun his position. At the last minute, Telemachos showed up with an armful of spears and together Odysseus and his son fought off the horde of suitors in an intense m�l�e. When the dust had settled, all of the suitors lie dead at their feet. Odysseus was reunited with Peneolope, twenty years after his departure, and his adventure had finally ended.The Odyssey is one of the most badass tales in human history. Odysseus has the brains and his resourcefulness to get out of tricky situations, the eloquence and charisma to inspire (and instill fear) in men, and the strength to fight his way out of any situation. He proves himself as a war hero, goes on an epic adventure, visits strange new lands, and exacts cruel revenge on everyone who wronged him. His legend has survived for thousands of years and has long stood (and will long stand) as one of the ultimate models of what it means to be badassed.
Reunited at last..
Odysseus is one of my all time heroes!
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